1 00:00:30,364 --> 00:00:32,282 CELEBRATION OF THE 100TH EPISODE 2 00:00:34,117 --> 00:00:35,410 Hello, United States. 3 00:00:35,494 --> 00:00:37,663 I'm Seth MacFarlane, creator of Family Guy, 4 00:00:37,746 --> 00:00:40,040 and I will tell you about the impressive work 5 00:00:40,123 --> 00:00:41,959 carried out by the Dana-Farber Center 6 00:00:42,042 --> 00:00:43,252 of cancer research. 7 00:00:43,669 --> 00:00:45,671 No, it's a joke. Can you imagine? 8 00:00:45,754 --> 00:00:46,755 Tonight we will see 9 00:00:46,839 --> 00:00:48,799 some of my favorite fragments 10 00:00:48,882 --> 00:00:52,719 to celebrate that we have 100 episodes doing just enough to comply. 11 00:00:53,220 --> 00:00:54,221 And we thought it was fun 12 00:00:54,304 --> 00:00:56,932 find out how the series is going. 13 00:00:57,015 --> 00:00:59,601 We gathered a group of ordinary citizens 14 00:00:59,685 --> 00:01:01,353 who had never seen Family Guy 15 00:01:01,436 --> 00:01:03,146 and we showed them a couple of episodes. 16 00:01:03,230 --> 00:01:05,983 Their reactions were almost unanimously positive. 17 00:01:06,066 --> 00:01:07,067 Look. 18 00:01:07,943 --> 00:01:09,486 Did you like Family Guy? 19 00:01:10,195 --> 00:01:11,947 No, not really. 20 00:01:12,030 --> 00:01:13,699 I don't understand it much. 21 00:01:13,782 --> 00:01:15,576 I don't see the fun in it. 22 00:01:15,659 --> 00:01:16,577 It's ridiculous. 23 00:01:16,660 --> 00:01:17,744 What sense does it have? 24 00:01:18,161 --> 00:01:20,122 It should make some sense. 25 00:01:20,205 --> 00:01:21,206 Is family guy something 26 00:01:21,290 --> 00:01:23,125 What would you recommend to your friends? 27 00:01:23,208 --> 00:01:26,211 No, of course not. 28 00:01:26,295 --> 00:01:27,921 It seemed horrible to me. 29 00:01:28,589 --> 00:01:30,090 Have you enjoyed Family Guy? 30 00:01:30,757 --> 00:01:31,884 No. 31 00:01:31,967 --> 00:01:33,844 Would you let your children see it? 32 00:01:33,927 --> 00:01:34,887 No. 33 00:01:34,970 --> 00:01:37,055 Does the Padre series made in the USA sound familiar to you? 34 00:01:37,890 --> 00:01:38,765 No. 35 00:01:39,224 --> 00:01:41,894 The basis of all comedy successful television family 36 00:01:41,977 --> 00:01:43,103 It is the family itself. 37 00:01:43,437 --> 00:01:45,314 Let's take a walk down Spooner Street 38 00:01:45,397 --> 00:01:47,733 and let's relive some moments family memorable 39 00:01:47,816 --> 00:01:50,527 that helped me, a poor Vietnamese immigrant, I became 40 00:01:50,611 --> 00:01:53,071 in a Hollywood millionaire target. 41 00:01:54,198 --> 00:01:56,158 Dad, what is it? What's happening? 42 00:01:56,241 --> 00:01:57,117 I heard a noise. 43 00:01:57,201 --> 00:01:58,285 Is there anyone below? 44 00:01:59,036 --> 00:02:01,455 God, Meg, you scared me. Sorry. 45 00:02:03,040 --> 00:02:05,542 My goodness, what a rush. 46 00:02:05,626 --> 00:02:07,586 Yeah! 47 00:02:07,920 --> 00:02:09,463 I'm alive! 48 00:02:46,250 --> 00:02:48,544 It's our thing, as parents, be part of the solution. 49 00:02:48,627 --> 00:02:50,420 I'll go talk to the director tomorrow. 50 00:02:50,504 --> 00:02:51,505 Thanks love. 51 00:02:52,464 --> 00:02:54,383 The safe word is "banana." 52 00:02:54,466 --> 00:02:55,342 I love you. 53 00:02:55,843 --> 00:02:56,927 How are you... 54 00:02:57,010 --> 00:02:58,178 that novel 55 00:02:58,262 --> 00:02:59,972 What are you working on? 56 00:03:00,472 --> 00:03:03,141 Do you have a pile of leaves? 57 00:03:03,851 --> 00:03:05,352 Are you developing 58 00:03:05,435 --> 00:03:06,895 a beautiful story? 59 00:03:06,979 --> 00:03:08,438 Maybe a great novel 60 00:03:08,522 --> 00:03:10,816 the one you've been with for three years? 61 00:03:11,358 --> 00:03:12,192 Do you have... 62 00:03:12,276 --> 00:03:14,278 a compelling protagonist? 63 00:03:14,361 --> 00:03:16,655 Do you have an obstacle that needs to be overcome? 64 00:03:17,990 --> 00:03:19,157 Your story, 65 00:03:19,241 --> 00:03:20,117 is it developing? 66 00:03:20,701 --> 00:03:22,286 You've been with her for a while, right? 67 00:03:22,870 --> 00:03:24,746 Yes, it's been three years. 68 00:03:24,830 --> 00:03:26,415 Have you been working on it all that time? 69 00:03:27,207 --> 00:03:28,792 A nice story, 70 00:03:28,876 --> 00:03:30,252 with introduction, middle and end? 71 00:03:30,335 --> 00:03:31,336 Friends that become enemies, 72 00:03:31,420 --> 00:03:33,130 Enemies that become friends, yes? 73 00:03:33,589 --> 00:03:35,716 And in the end, the protagonist leaves 74 00:03:35,799 --> 00:03:37,301 enriched by experience, yes? 75 00:03:37,384 --> 00:03:39,178 Yeah? You have a... 76 00:03:39,261 --> 00:03:41,013 No, you deserve time off. 77 00:03:42,306 --> 00:03:45,517 I know the owner of this place. 78 00:03:45,601 --> 00:03:46,602 And my money? 79 00:03:47,603 --> 00:03:48,770 Are you going to give it to me? 80 00:03:48,854 --> 00:03:49,897 What about my money, man? 81 00:04:02,993 --> 00:04:03,911 Very good. 82 00:04:03,994 --> 00:04:05,787 I have Mort's vomit syrup. 83 00:04:05,871 --> 00:04:06,955 I invite 84 00:04:07,039 --> 00:04:08,999 The one who lasts longer without drinking 85 00:04:09,082 --> 00:04:10,751 eats the last piece of cake from the refrigerator. 86 00:04:12,961 --> 00:04:14,505 Okay, let's start. 87 00:04:16,381 --> 00:04:17,549 How are you doing? 88 00:04:17,633 --> 00:04:18,842 Good for now. 89 00:04:18,926 --> 00:04:20,219 Very good, okay. 90 00:04:20,302 --> 00:04:21,136 Nothing yet. 91 00:04:21,220 --> 00:04:22,387 Brilliant. 92 00:04:22,721 --> 00:04:24,681 I don't know if you have tried the cake, 93 00:04:24,765 --> 00:04:26,308 but it is... 94 00:04:26,391 --> 00:04:27,809 very rich 95 00:04:27,893 --> 00:04:29,811 It's from the bake sale to which Lois... 96 00:04:31,563 --> 00:04:32,648 One less. 97 00:04:32,731 --> 00:04:34,274 I know someone who won't take... 98 00:04:35,734 --> 00:04:37,736 I'm starting to feel weird. 99 00:04:37,819 --> 00:04:39,488 I feel good. I guess I'm going to... 100 00:04:40,948 --> 00:04:43,408 That means I win. 101 00:04:43,492 --> 00:04:44,952 I will eat... 102 00:04:46,912 --> 00:04:48,247 Oh, God. 103 00:04:48,330 --> 00:04:49,915 Why hasn't anyone told me...? 104 00:04:51,667 --> 00:04:54,545 My mother, everything burns inside me... 105 00:04:55,546 --> 00:04:57,339 No, please, that's enough. 106 00:04:57,422 --> 00:04:58,298 That's enough. 107 00:04:59,258 --> 00:05:01,760 Dad, I'm scared. 108 00:05:03,011 --> 00:05:04,096 Pick up the phone. 109 00:05:04,179 --> 00:05:05,097 Call urgently... 110 00:05:05,889 --> 00:05:08,559 Lois, come here... 111 00:05:09,893 --> 00:05:10,936 Okay. 112 00:05:11,019 --> 00:05:13,522 Okay, I think I have nothing left. 113 00:05:13,897 --> 00:05:15,274 I think... 114 00:05:15,983 --> 00:05:16,859 I don't want... 115 00:05:16,942 --> 00:05:17,985 I don't want... 116 00:05:19,027 --> 00:05:21,488 Peter, grab me by the ears... 117 00:05:30,205 --> 00:05:31,415 Who wants soup? 118 00:05:34,334 --> 00:05:36,879 Family Guy is half an hour of laughter, 119 00:05:36,962 --> 00:05:38,964 but also learning. 120 00:05:39,047 --> 00:05:41,884 Let's review history lessons from Family Guy 121 00:05:41,967 --> 00:05:44,636 that have alienated the high school graduates of US universities 122 00:05:49,766 --> 00:05:51,351 DIARY 123 00:05:58,358 --> 00:06:00,777 POTATOES 124 00:06:06,241 --> 00:06:07,409 What did you just call me? 125 00:06:07,492 --> 00:06:09,369 I thought it was your name. 126 00:06:09,453 --> 00:06:10,704 That's our word. 127 00:06:10,787 --> 00:06:11,914 You can't use it. 128 00:06:11,997 --> 00:06:12,998 Hey, okay. 129 00:06:13,081 --> 00:06:14,374 Okay, calm down. 130 00:06:16,335 --> 00:06:18,003 Could you pass me the oar, 131 00:06:18,086 --> 00:06:20,380 - N-word, Jim? - Thank you. 132 00:06:20,464 --> 00:06:21,798 This time we have to do it. 133 00:06:21,882 --> 00:06:23,091 - Ready? - Okay. 134 00:06:23,175 --> 00:06:24,092 Okay. 135 00:06:24,176 --> 00:06:26,303 - One, two... - One, two... 136 00:06:30,224 --> 00:06:32,017 You want me to kill myself 137 00:06:32,100 --> 00:06:34,061 and you won't. 138 00:06:34,144 --> 00:06:35,229 What a bastard! 139 00:06:35,312 --> 00:06:36,939 - What a bastard! - What a bitch! 140 00:06:37,314 --> 00:06:39,650 There's Edison with its damn electricity. 141 00:06:40,150 --> 00:06:40,984 Hey Edison! 142 00:06:41,068 --> 00:06:43,028 Share those light bulbs! 143 00:06:43,111 --> 00:06:45,280 Find a life, man. 144 00:06:45,364 --> 00:06:47,115 We're freezing our asses off here. 145 00:06:47,199 --> 00:06:49,284 How do you think I feel? 146 00:06:49,368 --> 00:06:50,953 You can see my fabulous house. 147 00:06:51,036 --> 00:06:52,871 I have to see that dark thing. 148 00:06:52,955 --> 00:06:54,540 What is that, do you have a candle? 149 00:06:54,623 --> 00:06:56,166 - How cute. - Yes, it's a speed... 150 00:06:56,250 --> 00:06:57,668 We are freezing. 151 00:06:57,751 --> 00:07:00,212 In my family, a month ago that no one bathes. 152 00:07:00,295 --> 00:07:02,548 We suck, it sucks here, assholes. 153 00:07:02,631 --> 00:07:04,049 I can't hear you with my boiler... 154 00:07:04,132 --> 00:07:05,467 Go to hell, Edison. 155 00:07:05,551 --> 00:07:06,552 Go to hell, man. 156 00:07:06,635 --> 00:07:07,928 Have you seen The Office? 157 00:07:08,011 --> 00:07:10,264 No, of course, you don't have television. 158 00:07:10,347 --> 00:07:12,182 Why am I going to beat you up? 159 00:07:12,266 --> 00:07:13,851 Yes, come on, come. 160 00:07:21,775 --> 00:07:23,443 We'll be back soon with more fragments 161 00:07:23,527 --> 00:07:25,863 from the series that makes the entire US laugh. 162 00:07:26,947 --> 00:07:29,241 Would you say that Family Guy Is it not appropriate for children? 163 00:07:29,324 --> 00:07:30,534 Of course. 164 00:07:30,617 --> 00:07:33,036 Of course. I wouldn't want for my son to see that. 165 00:07:33,453 --> 00:07:36,123 Would you recommend Family Guy anyone? 166 00:07:37,916 --> 00:07:40,711 There are many people... 167 00:07:40,794 --> 00:07:42,754 what is... 168 00:07:43,130 --> 00:07:45,048 hooked on drugs, 169 00:07:45,132 --> 00:07:47,593 addicted to alcohol 170 00:07:47,676 --> 00:07:49,887 or marijuana, 171 00:07:49,970 --> 00:07:52,431 and they need this kind of addiction. 172 00:07:52,514 --> 00:07:55,267 What type of audience do you think What would Family Guy see? 173 00:07:55,976 --> 00:07:58,145 Holy shit. 174 00:07:58,228 --> 00:08:01,315 People who don't know how to change the channel. 175 00:08:02,566 --> 00:08:04,109 It's what I believe. 176 00:08:06,653 --> 00:08:10,199 Welcome back to the celebration from the 100th episode of Family Guy. 177 00:08:10,282 --> 00:08:13,327 Luckily this is not a compilation by Dharma and Greg. 178 00:08:13,410 --> 00:08:15,704 By now, you would have seen Dharma videos 179 00:08:15,787 --> 00:08:17,873 and you would be riveted watching Greg's. 180 00:08:19,082 --> 00:08:21,418 God, what a horrible series. 181 00:08:30,052 --> 00:08:31,345 Well, let's see again 182 00:08:31,428 --> 00:08:33,055 to our great followers. 183 00:08:34,681 --> 00:08:37,184 What I don't understand about Family Guy 184 00:08:37,267 --> 00:08:40,812 is that sometimes the baby and the dog live 185 00:08:40,896 --> 00:08:43,273 perverted or sexual situations. 186 00:08:43,357 --> 00:08:46,068 It's strange, because babies and the dogs seem to me 187 00:08:46,151 --> 00:08:48,320 innocent and adorable... 188 00:08:48,403 --> 00:08:50,322 and I stay... 189 00:08:50,405 --> 00:08:51,949 Babies are adorable and cute, 190 00:08:52,032 --> 00:08:55,953 and this baby is evil and speaks terribly. 191 00:08:56,036 --> 00:08:59,122 Who dubs it? It's not David Hyde Pierce's voice. 192 00:08:59,206 --> 00:09:00,165 Of what character? 193 00:09:00,249 --> 00:09:02,167 From Stewie, the baby, or whatever it's called. It's not him. 194 00:09:02,251 --> 00:09:03,877 - It's David Hyde Pierce. - It just can't be. 195 00:09:03,961 --> 00:09:05,045 - Yes. - Really? 196 00:09:05,128 --> 00:09:06,922 - Yes. - What a disappointment. 197 00:09:07,506 --> 00:09:09,508 Which character do you identify with the most? 198 00:09:10,384 --> 00:09:12,261 I don't identify with any of them. 199 00:09:13,178 --> 00:09:17,182 the only character with which I could identify 200 00:09:17,266 --> 00:09:19,309 It's Meg, surely. 201 00:09:19,393 --> 00:09:21,436 If Jesus returned to Earth, 202 00:09:21,520 --> 00:09:22,938 Would you like Family Guy? 203 00:09:23,021 --> 00:09:26,316 No, certainly not. 204 00:09:26,400 --> 00:09:27,609 If I ran the chain, 205 00:09:27,693 --> 00:09:28,986 Would you cancel Family Guy? 206 00:09:29,069 --> 00:09:31,238 Yes of course. Exact. 207 00:09:32,239 --> 00:09:34,491 some of my moments Family Guy favorites 208 00:09:34,575 --> 00:09:36,618 over the years have been the musical numbers. 209 00:09:36,702 --> 00:09:38,078 They are the moments that keep us 210 00:09:38,161 --> 00:09:40,831 a happy step ahead of the competition. 211 00:09:40,914 --> 00:09:42,207 Lighten your shoes, 212 00:09:42,291 --> 00:09:44,459 we are going to touch your funny bone 213 00:09:44,543 --> 00:09:47,004 with sensational performances from Family Guy. 214 00:09:50,090 --> 00:09:51,800 - You have AIDS - Yes, you have AIDS 215 00:09:51,884 --> 00:09:54,386 I'm sorry to tell you, boy that you have AIDS 216 00:09:54,469 --> 00:09:55,345 you have AIDS 217 00:09:55,429 --> 00:09:57,097 Maybe you got it when you got punctured 218 00:09:57,181 --> 00:09:59,433 With a disgusting needle there 219 00:09:59,808 --> 00:10:02,686 Or maybe it was for everything Unprotected sex 220 00:10:02,769 --> 00:10:03,645 It is not clear 221 00:10:03,729 --> 00:10:04,813 But what we are clear about 222 00:10:04,897 --> 00:10:06,773 - You have AIDS - Yes, you have AIDS 223 00:10:06,857 --> 00:10:07,816 No HIV 224 00:10:07,900 --> 00:10:11,653 But full blown AIDS 225 00:10:11,987 --> 00:10:13,864 Maybe they're just neurotic. 226 00:10:13,947 --> 00:10:15,616 Or maybe psychotic 227 00:10:15,699 --> 00:10:16,783 It's the people 228 00:10:16,867 --> 00:10:23,332 From the damn censorship 229 00:10:24,499 --> 00:10:26,835 My milkshake attracts To all the boys to the yard 230 00:10:26,919 --> 00:10:29,046 And they say: "It's better than yours" 231 00:10:29,129 --> 00:10:30,964 Of course it's better 232 00:10:31,048 --> 00:10:34,092 I could teach you But I would have to charge you 233 00:10:34,510 --> 00:10:39,389 We're on our way to Rhode Island 234 00:10:39,473 --> 00:10:43,477 We are having a scary time 235 00:10:43,560 --> 00:10:44,478 Keep going, buddy. 236 00:10:44,561 --> 00:10:48,690 We are a couple of colleagues Like Thelma and Louise 237 00:10:49,399 --> 00:10:51,360 Except you're not 1.83 tall 238 00:10:51,443 --> 00:10:54,196 And your breasts They don't reach your knees 239 00:11:15,759 --> 00:11:17,344 rock lobster 240 00:11:21,056 --> 00:11:22,474 rock lobster 241 00:11:26,854 --> 00:11:29,439 Shipoopi 242 00:11:29,523 --> 00:11:30,983 But you can earn it now 243 00:11:31,400 --> 00:11:33,026 You can 244 00:11:33,110 --> 00:11:34,653 Earn it 245 00:11:34,736 --> 00:11:38,156 Ya 246 00:11:38,991 --> 00:11:40,492 Shipoopi! 247 00:11:42,703 --> 00:11:44,371 I forget how funny I am. 248 00:11:44,454 --> 00:11:46,623 We'll be back soon with more Family Guy 249 00:11:46,707 --> 00:11:49,459 after a few pats on the back of you, the viewers. 250 00:11:50,961 --> 00:11:53,088 What series do you like? Which ones do you enjoy? 251 00:11:53,172 --> 00:11:55,048 I like South Park. 252 00:11:55,132 --> 00:11:57,968 I could sit and watch it, 253 00:11:58,051 --> 00:12:01,096 because they make more jokes. 254 00:12:01,180 --> 00:12:02,973 I like The Simpsons because he is smart. 255 00:12:03,056 --> 00:12:04,725 The Simpsons, I know it's on Fox, 256 00:12:04,808 --> 00:12:07,394 but it's much better, It's much more creative. 257 00:12:07,477 --> 00:12:10,189 Even Scrubs, with his quirky humor, 258 00:12:10,272 --> 00:12:14,234 It has an underlying moralistic tone. 259 00:12:14,318 --> 00:12:16,570 Would you say Scrubs is Better than Family Guy? 260 00:12:16,653 --> 00:12:18,655 Of course, yes. 261 00:12:19,114 --> 00:12:20,490 Without a doubt better. 262 00:12:20,574 --> 00:12:23,076 Do you think Jay Leno is funnier? What Family Guy? 263 00:12:24,828 --> 00:12:25,787 A lot more? 264 00:12:25,871 --> 00:12:26,788 Yes. 265 00:12:27,706 --> 00:12:29,041 Much more. 266 00:12:29,458 --> 00:12:30,792 Do you like Tina Fey? 267 00:12:30,876 --> 00:12:33,879 I liked Molly Shannon a lot more. 268 00:12:33,962 --> 00:12:35,130 I don't know. 269 00:12:35,214 --> 00:12:37,674 I find Tina Fey a little boring. 270 00:12:38,050 --> 00:12:39,551 What type of series do you like? 271 00:12:41,094 --> 00:12:44,181 I only watch soap operas and The Bachelor. 272 00:12:46,183 --> 00:12:49,478 Welcome back to the celebration from the 100th episode of Family Guy. 273 00:12:49,811 --> 00:12:51,355 I hope you like what you have seen 274 00:12:51,438 --> 00:12:52,981 and I know you will enjoy the rest. 275 00:12:53,357 --> 00:12:54,983 And when it's over, how about 276 00:12:55,067 --> 00:12:57,361 If we go back and play baseball? 277 00:12:57,444 --> 00:12:59,363 we can talk of your problems at school 278 00:12:59,446 --> 00:13:01,865 and why the girls They are so interesting all of a sudden. 279 00:13:03,283 --> 00:13:05,827 Do you think Family Guy does it represent women? 280 00:13:08,497 --> 00:13:11,458 I have never felt, when watching the series, 281 00:13:11,542 --> 00:13:13,585 what a family man represent women. 282 00:13:13,961 --> 00:13:15,629 Rather it is degrading to women. 283 00:13:15,712 --> 00:13:19,633 I don't understand why women see it, 284 00:13:19,716 --> 00:13:22,344 unless they are accompanying her husband, 285 00:13:22,427 --> 00:13:24,263 or her boyfriend or something like that. 286 00:13:24,346 --> 00:13:27,224 I don't think Family Guy represent women. 287 00:13:27,307 --> 00:13:29,810 If you do, it is in a derogatory way. 288 00:13:30,227 --> 00:13:33,230 Do you think Family Guy represents Latin Americans? 289 00:13:33,313 --> 00:13:34,773 No, what's up. 290 00:13:34,857 --> 00:13:35,941 As an African American man, 291 00:13:36,024 --> 00:13:38,110 Do you think Family Guy represents you? 292 00:13:38,861 --> 00:13:40,821 Yes, I believe it. 293 00:13:40,904 --> 00:13:42,197 Does it represent you? 294 00:13:42,656 --> 00:13:43,657 In what way? 295 00:13:44,324 --> 00:13:46,618 In the wrong way, That's why I want them to cancel it. 296 00:13:47,619 --> 00:13:48,954 They often ask us why 297 00:13:49,037 --> 00:13:51,498 there are so many jokes of popular culture in the series. 298 00:13:51,582 --> 00:13:52,666 I'm going to tell you. 299 00:13:52,749 --> 00:13:55,377 Family father wants to support a mirror to society 300 00:13:55,460 --> 00:13:57,588 and say: "Society, you are ugly, 301 00:13:57,671 --> 00:13:59,756 and we don't like a lot of things you do." 302 00:13:59,840 --> 00:14:02,217 Here is a small sample of our displeasure. 303 00:14:03,802 --> 00:14:05,053 Tom Hanks, that is. 304 00:14:05,137 --> 00:14:06,889 How funny is Tom Hanks. 305 00:14:06,972 --> 00:14:08,390 Everything he says is a hoot. 306 00:14:08,473 --> 00:14:09,474 I have AIDS. 307 00:14:11,435 --> 00:14:14,438 Stewie, did Mr. Jackson behave inappropriately with you? 308 00:14:14,521 --> 00:14:16,773 Yes, but the worst was He didn't call me again. 309 00:14:18,942 --> 00:14:20,736 No, but seriously, yes, 310 00:14:20,819 --> 00:14:22,404 It was quite violent. 311 00:14:26,158 --> 00:14:27,326 Help! 312 00:14:27,409 --> 00:14:30,537 Jane! Stop this crazy thing! 313 00:14:30,621 --> 00:14:32,247 Stop! Help! 314 00:14:38,045 --> 00:14:39,379 Oh God, George! 315 00:14:39,463 --> 00:14:40,881 Didn't you hear me out there? 316 00:14:40,964 --> 00:14:42,466 - Dad, are you...? - Go to your room, Elroy. 317 00:14:42,549 --> 00:14:44,134 - But what happened? - To your room! 318 00:14:44,218 --> 00:14:46,386 Meg is so cool like the other side of the pillow. 319 00:14:48,764 --> 00:14:50,182 Billy Dee Williams. 320 00:14:50,265 --> 00:14:51,475 Hello, Peter. 321 00:14:51,558 --> 00:14:54,311 Welcome to the cool side of the pillow. 322 00:14:54,394 --> 00:14:56,438 I sentence him to 24 months in prison. 323 00:14:56,522 --> 00:14:58,357 - Oh, no. - Oh, no. 324 00:14:58,440 --> 00:14:59,900 - Oh, no. - Oh, no. 325 00:14:59,983 --> 00:15:01,068 Oh yes! 326 00:15:07,658 --> 00:15:09,409 What's new, old man? 327 00:15:13,247 --> 00:15:14,790 Oh, God! 328 00:15:33,642 --> 00:15:36,770 One of these days, Alice, one of these days... 329 00:15:36,854 --> 00:15:39,565 Yes, I know, Ralph, you send me to the moon. 330 00:15:49,324 --> 00:15:50,868 - What is this? - Don't know. 331 00:15:50,951 --> 00:15:52,452 How do you not know? 332 00:15:52,536 --> 00:15:54,121 I don't know how they got here. 333 00:15:54,204 --> 00:15:55,789 I think you do know. 334 00:15:55,873 --> 00:15:58,750 No... Derrick has been here before. 335 00:15:58,834 --> 00:16:00,169 He's been making the beds. 336 00:16:00,252 --> 00:16:01,587 Surely he has put them... 337 00:16:01,670 --> 00:16:03,130 I was in the toilet. 338 00:16:05,674 --> 00:16:06,967 You are Nazis! 339 00:16:07,050 --> 00:16:08,510 Damn Nazis! 340 00:16:11,930 --> 00:16:14,892 Yes, I have bought a life size slingshot 341 00:16:14,975 --> 00:16:16,476 and he has pinned me against a mountain. 342 00:16:16,560 --> 00:16:17,519 Returns are not accepted. 343 00:16:17,603 --> 00:16:19,271 I have been a customer for years. 344 00:16:19,354 --> 00:16:20,731 I can give you purchase vouchers. 345 00:16:20,814 --> 00:16:23,275 But...really? Well, I guess... 346 00:16:23,358 --> 00:16:25,777 - Why are you taking so long? - I'll take care of it! 347 00:16:25,861 --> 00:16:28,238 Give me a whiskey and soda. 348 00:16:28,322 --> 00:16:29,990 Try not to let it in 349 00:16:30,073 --> 00:16:31,742 Salt water if you can. 350 00:16:31,825 --> 00:16:33,619 Don't let salt water get in... 351 00:16:33,702 --> 00:16:35,412 - Yes. - We are surrounded by salt water. 352 00:16:35,495 --> 00:16:37,289 I don't know... it's quite difficult. 353 00:16:37,372 --> 00:16:38,999 I'm just telling you to try it. 354 00:16:39,082 --> 00:16:40,417 - Yes, okay, I'll try. - Thank you, yes. 355 00:16:40,501 --> 00:16:42,753 - And you want me to clean your ass? - What a helpful tone. 356 00:16:42,836 --> 00:16:44,546 You are abusing your power, 357 00:16:44,630 --> 00:16:46,131 don't you think? It's absurd. 358 00:16:46,215 --> 00:16:48,550 In all this time you could already having prepared the drink for me. 359 00:16:48,634 --> 00:16:50,886 Jim Henson had the "wait and see" attitude, 360 00:16:50,969 --> 00:16:52,054 and look what happened to him. 361 00:16:52,137 --> 00:16:54,056 Now we have Muppets that sound bad. 362 00:16:54,139 --> 00:16:55,974 - I'm hungry. - No problem. 363 00:16:56,058 --> 00:16:57,100 I can cook you something. 364 00:16:57,184 --> 00:16:58,227 Do you want spaghetti? 365 00:16:58,310 --> 00:17:00,229 That's my specialty. 366 00:17:00,312 --> 00:17:03,148 Viva. 367 00:17:03,565 --> 00:17:05,859 You are a worse mother than Britney Spears. 368 00:17:05,943 --> 00:17:07,986 I know. 369 00:17:08,695 --> 00:17:11,031 The gift basket It wasn't worth the trip. 370 00:17:11,114 --> 00:17:12,491 Not at all. 371 00:17:13,033 --> 00:17:15,244 I have to answer. Then we talk. 372 00:17:19,414 --> 00:17:20,249 Wow, 373 00:17:20,332 --> 00:17:22,334 From the other side, it's annoying. 374 00:17:23,210 --> 00:17:26,088 As the years go by, Peter Griffin has had more jobs 375 00:17:26,171 --> 00:17:27,422 what hairs in the nose. 376 00:17:28,257 --> 00:17:29,383 I never understood that expression, 377 00:17:29,466 --> 00:17:30,467 "more than nose hairs." 378 00:17:30,884 --> 00:17:31,885 Has anyone ever 379 00:17:31,969 --> 00:17:34,221 Have you counted your nose hairs? 380 00:17:37,516 --> 00:17:40,435 You see that I am the engine which drives the comedy of the series. 381 00:17:40,519 --> 00:17:42,271 Let's look at some of Peter's work. 382 00:17:43,355 --> 00:17:44,273 Well, Peter, 383 00:17:44,356 --> 00:17:46,149 Where do you see yourself in five years? 384 00:17:46,233 --> 00:17:47,234 "Binging your wife," no. 385 00:17:47,317 --> 00:17:49,278 Don't say "banging your wife." 386 00:17:49,361 --> 00:17:50,195 Throwing myself at your... 387 00:17:51,154 --> 00:17:52,114 ...son. 388 00:17:52,531 --> 00:17:54,825 I will stop the pollution with my new 389 00:17:54,908 --> 00:17:58,287 and charming character, Gary the Anti-Litter Cougar. 390 00:18:01,498 --> 00:18:02,916 Pick up your trash! 391 00:18:03,000 --> 00:18:05,002 I want to know whose glass this is. 392 00:18:05,752 --> 00:18:08,422 I said I want to know Whose glass is this? 393 00:18:09,506 --> 00:18:10,549 Pick it up! 394 00:18:10,632 --> 00:18:12,467 Pick it up! 395 00:18:12,551 --> 00:18:13,927 Thanks love. 396 00:18:14,011 --> 00:18:17,097 Do you see what a beautiful place this is? when we all collaborate? 397 00:18:17,181 --> 00:18:20,017 As Gary the Anti-Litter Cougar says: 398 00:18:20,100 --> 00:18:22,561 "It's an adventure to pick up trash." 399 00:18:26,356 --> 00:18:27,274 You are lost fools. 400 00:18:27,357 --> 00:18:29,234 They are going to look for soldiers. 401 00:18:31,570 --> 00:18:32,613 - "Spot". - "Spot". 402 00:18:35,574 --> 00:18:37,034 - "Bet". - "Bet," I knew. 403 00:18:37,117 --> 00:18:37,993 Slow down. 404 00:18:39,536 --> 00:18:41,955 - "Well". - "Pozo", man, it's my first day. 405 00:18:43,832 --> 00:18:45,459 - "Fat". - That's it, buddy. 406 00:18:47,961 --> 00:18:49,546 This job is better than that job 407 00:18:49,630 --> 00:18:52,508 that I had warming him at night a Lara Flynn Boyle. 408 00:18:53,509 --> 00:18:54,468 Hey, Lara. 409 00:18:55,177 --> 00:18:56,011 Yeah? 410 00:18:56,470 --> 00:18:59,223 Is Dylan McDermott nice in person? 411 00:18:59,306 --> 00:19:00,265 Yeah. 412 00:19:01,558 --> 00:19:02,559 GOOD. 413 00:19:02,643 --> 00:19:04,061 And one, and two... 414 00:19:07,981 --> 00:19:09,900 No. 415 00:19:09,983 --> 00:19:11,401 The high ones were before. 416 00:19:11,485 --> 00:19:13,028 This is the worst chorus I've ever... 417 00:19:13,111 --> 00:19:14,905 Come on, where are you going? 418 00:19:14,988 --> 00:19:16,657 The gala is tomorrow! 419 00:19:16,740 --> 00:19:18,825 Relax, they scare easily, 420 00:19:18,909 --> 00:19:21,036 but they will return and in greater numbers. 421 00:19:21,119 --> 00:19:22,579 We will have a broader harmony. 422 00:19:22,663 --> 00:19:24,540 Yes, it will be a fantastic sound. 423 00:19:25,499 --> 00:19:27,751 We'll be back soon with more Cold Case. 424 00:19:28,377 --> 00:19:29,586 Another horrible series. 425 00:19:30,254 --> 00:19:32,798 It's a pain to see, it's glanders. 426 00:19:32,881 --> 00:19:35,092 Everything is shot with a blue filter 427 00:19:35,175 --> 00:19:38,303 and that's why it looks gray and unpleasant. 428 00:19:38,387 --> 00:19:39,721 And Medium, I hate Medium. 429 00:19:39,805 --> 00:19:40,931 Come on, man. 430 00:19:42,599 --> 00:19:43,976 If I could tell you something directly 431 00:19:44,059 --> 00:19:46,311 to the creator of Family Guy, what would i say to him? 432 00:19:47,145 --> 00:19:48,063 Sheet. 433 00:19:48,438 --> 00:19:50,357 -Cancel the series? - Yes. 434 00:19:50,440 --> 00:19:51,441 So, 435 00:19:51,525 --> 00:19:53,068 David Hyde Pierce will lose his job. 436 00:19:53,151 --> 00:19:55,153 It doesn't matter, you'll find another one. It's fantastic. 437 00:19:55,237 --> 00:19:56,321 I love it. 438 00:19:56,405 --> 00:19:57,990 I don't want people 439 00:19:58,073 --> 00:19:59,658 from other countries watch this series 440 00:19:59,741 --> 00:20:01,535 and think that we are like that in the United States. 441 00:20:01,869 --> 00:20:03,161 I wouldn't like it. 442 00:20:03,245 --> 00:20:05,038 If I could tell you one thing 443 00:20:05,122 --> 00:20:08,375 to the creator of Family Guy, what would it be? 444 00:20:09,209 --> 00:20:10,752 Let it end, let it cancel it. 445 00:20:10,836 --> 00:20:13,046 Well basically... 446 00:20:14,423 --> 00:20:16,341 let it begin again, that's all. 447 00:20:16,425 --> 00:20:18,302 Let him start again from scratch. 448 00:20:18,385 --> 00:20:19,344 They try 449 00:20:19,428 --> 00:20:23,557 win a Grand Slam, but they won't get it. 450 00:20:23,640 --> 00:20:26,560 First you have to lose. 451 00:20:27,060 --> 00:20:30,105 You don't become a champion the first time. 452 00:20:30,189 --> 00:20:32,149 First he has to lose. 453 00:20:32,232 --> 00:20:34,610 - And then you win. - Like Jesus? 454 00:20:34,693 --> 00:20:36,653 Right, and like the Dodgers. 455 00:20:37,696 --> 00:20:39,448 We hope you enjoyed of this review 456 00:20:39,531 --> 00:20:42,367 of the first 100 episodes from Family Guy. 457 00:20:42,451 --> 00:20:44,077 For the next 100. 458 00:20:44,161 --> 00:20:45,704 And let's hope they don't cancel us 459 00:20:45,787 --> 00:20:48,207 for two... and a half years in half again. 460 00:20:48,665 --> 00:20:49,875 Good evening, United States! 461 00:20:51,627 --> 00:20:53,212 What would you say if I told you what a family man 462 00:20:53,295 --> 00:20:56,465 contribute money to search to Osama bin Laden? 463 00:20:57,382 --> 00:21:00,886 I would say that it doesn't contribute enough. 464 00:21:00,969 --> 00:21:02,679 Would you recommend Family guy to his friends? 465 00:21:04,056 --> 00:21:06,850 To my immature friends. 466 00:21:06,934 --> 00:21:10,312 The word "hero" is used with little rigor currently. 467 00:21:10,395 --> 00:21:12,189 Do you think Peter Griffin is a hero? 468 00:21:15,150 --> 00:21:18,195 No. 469 00:21:18,278 --> 00:21:19,613 But he had to think about it. 470 00:21:19,696 --> 00:21:20,864 Yes, I had to think about it. 471 00:21:20,948 --> 00:21:22,658 Yes, it's true. 472 00:21:22,741 --> 00:21:24,243 That's how it is. 473 00:21:25,035 --> 00:21:27,955 Do you think Peter Griffin is a hero? 474 00:21:28,622 --> 00:21:31,250 Peter Griffin... I'm going to be honest. 475 00:21:31,333 --> 00:21:32,668 I don't know who Peter Griffin is. 476 00:21:32,960 --> 00:21:34,962 Rachel Pereda